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The Strange Sound

Adapted by: Cyberend Team,
5 February 2005,  17 Bahman 1383

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 Key Words and Expressions:  براي معني فارسي كلمات، روي دايره كليك كنيد

If your car breaks down, it stops working and you cannot drive it anymore.

 

Monks are religious men who live in a place which is separated from the outside world. This place is called a monastery.

 

A blade of grass is a single piece of grass. Trees have leaves; grass has blades.

 

 

A pebble is a very small round stone which is found on the beaches or at the bottom or rivers ...

 

 

Ruby and emerald are kinds of jewel. Ruby is dark red and emerald is clear and bright green.

 

 

If you unlock a door, you put the key in the lock, turn the key and open the door.

 

 

If you are amazed by something, you are surprised very much.

 

 

The source of something is the place or thing that it comes from. For example, the Sun is one source of light; a lamp is another source of light.

 

 

 

     

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روي دكمه پخش كليك كنيد.
لطفاً پس از كليك كردن كمي صبر كنيد تا صدا را بشنويد.

 

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Strange Sound

A man is driving down a country road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car has broken down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks kindly accept him, give him dinner, even fix his car. That night as the man is falling asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. You say the only way is to become a monk? OK, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "It is not going to be easy. To become a monk, you will have to feel the beauty of the world, to become one with nature. You will have to travel all around the world and count all the blades of grass and all the pebbles of sand one by one."

The man thinks for a moment, takes a deep breath and says, "All right. I will do it." And he leaves the monastery.

Forty-five years later, on a cold winter day he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. The monks open the door and let him in. They look at his tired but peaceful face and say, "So, you did it at last."

"Yes," says the man, "I have travelled the earth and have found what you had asked for. There are 145,236,984,732 blades of grass and 531,281,219,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks show the man a wooden door. The head monk gives him a key and says, "The sound is behind that door."

The man opens the door, but behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man asks for the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby, and behind it doors made of emerald, silver, gold, ...

Finally, the head monk gives him a key and says, "This is the key to the last door."

The man gets very happy. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

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مردي در حال رانندگي در يك جاده خارج از شهر است و ماشين‌اش نزديك يك صومعه خراب مي‌شود. به صومعه مي‌رود، در مي‌زند، و مي‌گويد: «ماشين من خراب شده است. فكر مي‌كنيد بشود امشب را اينجا بمانم؟»

راهب‌ها او را با مهرباني مي‌پذيرند، به او شام مي‌دهند و حتي ماشينش را درست مي‌كنند. شب وقتي مرد دارد خوابش مي‌برد، صدايي عجيب مي‌شنود. صبح روز بعد، از راهب‌ها مي‌پرسد آن صدا چه بود، ولي آنها پاسخ مي‌دهند «نمي‌توانيم به تو بگوييم. تو راهب نيستي.»

مرد نااميد مي‌شود ولي بهرجهت از آنها خداحافظي مي‌كند و دنبال كارش مي‌رود.

چند سال بعد ماشين همان مرد جلوي همان صومعه خراب مي‌شود. راهب‌ها او را مي‌پذيرند، به او غذا مي‌دهند، حتي ماشينش را هم تعمير مي‌كنند. آن شب مرد همان صداي عجيبي را كه سالها قبل شنيده بود، مي‌شنود. صبح روز بعد مي‌پرسد آن صدا چه بود، ولي راهب‌ها پاسخ مي‌دهند «نمي‌توانيم به تو بگوييم. تو راهب نيستي.»

مرد مي‌گويد « باشد، باشد، من بايد هر جور شده بدانم. مي‌گوييد تنها راهش اين است كه راهب شد؟ خوب، چگونه مي‌توانم راهب شوم؟

راهب‌ها پاسخ مي‌دهند «كار ساده‌اي نخواهد بود. براي اينكه راهب شوي، بايد زيبايي دنيا را حس كني، بايد با طبيعت يكي شوي. بايد تمام دنيا را سفر كني و تمام برگهاي علف و تمام دانه‌هاي شن را دانه دانه بشمري.

مرد لحظه‌اي فكر مي‌كند، نفس عميقي مي‌كشد و مي‌گويد: «باشد، اين كار را خواهم كرد.» و صومعه را ترك مي‌كند.

چهل و پنج سال بعد، در يك روز سرد زمستان، مرد بازمي‌گردد و در صومعه را مي‌زند. راهب‌ها در را باز مي‌كنند و او را به داخل راه مي‌دهند. به صورت خسته ولي پر از آرامش مرد نگاه مي‌كنند و مي‌گويند «پس عاقبت انجامش دادي.»

مرد مي‌گويد «بله، سراسر زمين را سفر كرده‌ام و آنچه را كه خواسته بوديد يافته‌ام. در كره زمين 145236984732 برگ علف و 531281219382 دانه شن وجود دارد.

راهب‌ها در پاسخ مي‌گويند «تبريك. حالا (ديگر) راهب هستي.  حالا تو را به سمت (منبع) صدا راهنمايي مي‌كنيم.

راهب‌ها مرد را پيش يك در چوبي مي‌برند. راهب ارشد كليدي به او مي‌دهد و مي‌گويد: صدا پشت اين در است.

مرد در را باز مي‌كند، ولي پشت در چوبي، در ديگري از سنگ است. مرد كليد در سنگي را مي‌خواهد، راهب ها كليد را به او مي‌دهند، در را باز مي‌كند ولي  در پس آن دري از ياقوت است، و در پس آن، درهاي از  زمرّد و نقره و طلا...

سرانجام راهب‌ها به او كليدي مي‌دهند و مي‌گويند «اين كليد آخرين در است.»

مرد بسيار خوشحال مي‌شود. قفل در را باز مي‌كند، دستگيره را مي‌چرخاند و با ديدن منبع آن صداي عجيب، مبهوت مي‌ماند.

فكر مي‌كنيد منبع صدا چه بود؟

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I didn't catch if this is just pulling the reader's leg or it has a meaning, I believe it could have.

Behrad Sadoughian, Tehran, Iran  (6 February 2005, 18 Bahman 1383)


A very good example of how a beautifully started piece of writing can turn into a lousy joke.

Mohammad Hassan Sharafoddin, Tehran, Iran  (6 February 2005, 18 Bahman 1383)


ROTFLMAO!!! What is 'sare kari' in English?!

Azita Rasi, Abadan, Iran  (6 February 2005, 18 Bahman 1383)


This, I am afraid, is an example of a "shaggy dog story", i.e. a long joke that has an intentionally silly or meaningless ending.

As for the Persian equivalent for "sare kar gozashtan", the best I can think of is "have somebody on" or "put somebody on".

But how dare we have such celebrities as Dr Sadoughian, Mr sharafoddin and Ms Rasi on?! No, it simply can't be:

ما غلط كرده باشيم بخواهيم كسي را سر كار بگذاريم، آنهم سايبرانديان كبير فوق‌الذكر را. ما اصولاً اين چيزها به مخيله‌مان هم خطور نمي‌كند، ااگر هم بكند دل و جرئتش را از كجا بياوريم؟ نه، كاملاً واضح و مبرهن است كه قصد ما فقط و فقط تلطيف خاطر مبارك و نشاندن لبخندي بر گوشه لب حضرات بوده است ولاغير!

By the way, what does ROTFLMAO mean, Ms Rasi?

Pejman Habibi, Tehran, Iran  (6 February 2005, 18 Bahman 1383)


No problem! Some people have some kinds of "sense of humour" and some people don't.

Saeed Hassani, Tehran, Iran  (6 February 2005, 18 Bahman 1383)


I really didn't expect such an ending. I was very eager for the answer and laughed a lot when I got it.

Delaram Fallahi, Tehran, Iran  (11 February 2005, 23 Bahman 1383)


It was a nice joke. The fact is every joke has a punch line, which we don't expect and it is at this point that the listener bursts into laughter. But how a joke reaches that point is different and the punch line must be kept a secret while you are telling it and this will make it more interesting. I really enjoyed the joke. Thanks.

Pirooz Hariri, Tehran, Iran  (15 February 2005, 27 Bahman 1383)


Oh, I didn't mind it one bit. Enjoyed it immensely. I love long jokes that keep the listener/reader in suspense.

The ending was just fabulous because one was waiting for some deep philosophical enlightening or something of the sort and then the silly answer that slammed the door shut in one's face was totally unexpected. It certainly had me laughing out loud.

Thanks. Oh, and it reminded me of that ping-pong ball joke.

Azita Rasi, Abadan, Iran  (11 April 2005, 22 Farvardin 1384)


I think it is a ghost story and the man will see a dead body or .... It may be a long story, he could found another world where men are working. I enjoy this story and I enjoy your site too!!!!! Thanks for your good stories.

Mohammad Mahdi Gholamrezanezhad, Tehran, Iran  (30 May 2005, 9 Khordad1384)


THE TEXT WAS SO INTERESTING AND I ENJOYED A LOT. I THINK THAT AT FIRST IT WAS A BIT STRANGE BUT AT THE END IT BECAME FUNNY AND IT MADE ME LAUGH. I AM VERY THANKFUL TO YOU FOR YOUR NICE STORY.

Bahareh Torabi  (17 September 2007)